What brand of stupid are you?

What brand of stupid are you

  • Question of

    first question. do you think you’re stupid?

    • no i’m actually a genius unfortunately
    • yes but in a cute way
    • depends on the day and the lighting
    • only around certain people
    • i’m stupid and free
    • i think i’m smart which might be worse
    • this question feels like a trap
  • Question of

    choose an animal to represent your brain

    • raccoon in a parking lot
    • golden retriever with no survival skills
    • crow stealing shiny trash
    • cat knocking things over on purpose
    • frog sitting in soup
    • horse staring into the distance
    • hamster running on a wheel but emotionally
  • Question of

    someone says “don’t touch that.” you:

    • touch it
    • ask why first then touch it
    • don’t touch it because i have fear
    • touch it with a stick
    • pretend i wasn’t going to touch it
    • make someone else touch it
    • eat it maybe
  • Question of

    what subject would personally defeat you?

    • math
    • science
    • geography
    • reading instructions
    • common sense
    • talking to people normally
    • all subjects. education was brave to try
  • Question of

    pick a forbidden snack

    • lip balm
    • ice from the freezer wall
    • glitter glue
    • a leaf that looks crunchy
    • shampoo that smells like candy
    • tiny decorative soap
    • the corner of a notebook
  • Question of

    what type of bad advice would you give?

    • “just say yes and figure it out later”
    • “if it smells fine it’s probably fine”
    • “text them, what’s the worst that can happen”
    • “run faster than the consequences”
    • “if you ignore it, it gets shy and leaves”
    • “confidence is basically the same as knowledge”
    • “cry first, plan later”
  • Question of

    someone has both shoes untied. what do you do?

    • tell them like a normal person
    • say nothing and observe nature
    • tie them together because science
    • yell “YOUR DOGS ARE ESCAPING”
    • trip first somehow
    • assume this is none of my lore
    • steal one shoelace for the plot
  • Question of

    you’re a knight and there’s a dragon. now what

    • fight it heroically and die stupidly
    • befriend it immediately
    • ask if the dragon has trauma
    • ride it and become everyone’s problem
    • quit and open a bakery
    • forget the mission and get lost
    • marry the dragon politically
  • Question of

    choose a suspicious button

    • big red button
    • tiny green button
    • button that says DO NOT PRESS
    • button covered in slime
    • glitter button
    • invisible button
    • i press all buttons because i believe in experiences
  • Question of

    pick a fake motivational quote

    • “if you fall, fall with branding”
    • “mistakes are just side quests with witnesses”
    • “never let facts ruin your confidence”
    • “eat the evidence”
    • “you can’t fail if you don’t understand the task”
    • “be the problem you want to see in the world”
    • “sleep before making any legal decision”

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