everyone is stupid in a special little way. this quiz is here to diagnose your exact flavor. are you confident stupid? creature stupid? emotionally intelligent but practically useless stupid? idk let’s find out. be honest or don’t. lying is also data.
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Question of
first question. do you think you’re stupid?
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no i’m actually a genius unfortunately
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yes but in a cute way
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depends on the day and the lighting
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only around certain people
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i’m stupid and free
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i think i’m smart which might be worse
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this question feels like a trap
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Question of
choose an animal to represent your brain
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raccoon in a parking lot
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golden retriever with no survival skills
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crow stealing shiny trash
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cat knocking things over on purpose
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frog sitting in soup
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horse staring into the distance
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hamster running on a wheel but emotionally
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Question of
someone says “don’t touch that.” you:
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touch it
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ask why first then touch it
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don’t touch it because i have fear
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touch it with a stick
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pretend i wasn’t going to touch it
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make someone else touch it
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eat it maybe
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Question of
what subject would personally defeat you?
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math
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science
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geography
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reading instructions
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common sense
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talking to people normally
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all subjects. education was brave to try
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Question of
pick a forbidden snack
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lip balm
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ice from the freezer wall
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glitter glue
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a leaf that looks crunchy
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shampoo that smells like candy
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tiny decorative soap
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the corner of a notebook
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Question of
what type of bad advice would you give?
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“just say yes and figure it out later”
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“if it smells fine it’s probably fine”
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“text them, what’s the worst that can happen”
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“run faster than the consequences”
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“if you ignore it, it gets shy and leaves”
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“confidence is basically the same as knowledge”
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“cry first, plan later”
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Question of
someone has both shoes untied. what do you do?
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tell them like a normal person
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say nothing and observe nature
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tie them together because science
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yell “YOUR DOGS ARE ESCAPING”
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trip first somehow
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assume this is none of my lore
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steal one shoelace for the plot
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Question of
you’re a knight and there’s a dragon. now what
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fight it heroically and die stupidly
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befriend it immediately
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ask if the dragon has trauma
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ride it and become everyone’s problem
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quit and open a bakery
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forget the mission and get lost
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marry the dragon politically
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Question of
choose a suspicious button
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big red button
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tiny green button
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button that says DO NOT PRESS
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button covered in slime
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glitter button
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invisible button
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i press all buttons because i believe in experiences
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Question of
pick a fake motivational quote
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“if you fall, fall with branding”
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“mistakes are just side quests with witnesses”
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“never let facts ruin your confidence”
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“eat the evidence”
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“you can’t fail if you don’t understand the task”
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“be the problem you want to see in the world”
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“sleep before making any legal decision”
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