yeah i’m way too good at psychoanalysis by now

  • Question of

    what’s your favourite colour but i refuse to use the name of said colour

    • dark and empty but a comfort colour nonetheless
    • generally unoffensive, lacks personality but that’s just how you like it
    • bright, hella bright, like neon will glow in the dark kind of bright
    • it’s something you like, you wear it enough. it goes well with things
  • Question of

    a song lyric from songs that make me emote

    • and maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him//than it ever did protecting myself – father by the front bottoms
    • love is something i don’t even know – little miss perfect by write out loud and taylor louderman
    • cause most of our feelings//they are dead and they are gone – youth by daughter
    • i am unruly in the stands//i am a rock on top of the sand – wrecking ball by mother mother
  • Question of

    what relationship of yours do you think is built on the most lies?

    • my parent(s) easily
    • my friends
    • all of them equally
    • none of them i can’t lie well enough
  • Question of

    if you could chose what trait you want least in a therapist, what would it be?

    • a therapist who’s always right. i hate that
    • i don’t want a therapist, i don’t want to talk to someone about myself that’s fucking weird
    • someone who just sits back in their chair and asks me questions with no engagement or interaction at all.
    • a mean one
  • Question of

    are you gay?

    • i’m a gay but i’m not strictly attracted to people of the same gender only
    • kinda
    • who the fuck knows man??
    • i’m not comfortable answering that
    • no
  • Question of

    are you genuinely interested in politics?

    • yeah actually
    • it’s something i have to pay attention to, i don’t get an option
    • only when it affects me
    • no and i do not wish to be
    • no but only because i haven’t been exposed to it and i’m not going to start
  • Question of

    are you interested in a romantic relationship right now?

    • only with fictional characters
    • no, i’m not emotionally ready for one and i don’t know if i ever will be
    • i’m aromantic dude (doesn’t affect your results don’t worry ily)
    • yeah, i’m lonely i just want someone to love me and let me give them my love

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