The council has decided to exile you, ’cause they’re fed up with your shit. Let’s find out what the hell you did.

  • Question of

    Halt! Thou art about to enter a most humorous quiz. If thou decide to whineth like a peasant, your rude comments shall be mocked and laughed at in the town square. Are ye capable of humor?

    • Aye, I am normal and can be trusted with humor
    • Nay, for I am a fragile folk that cannot take accountability for my own actions (choosing to take this quiz)
    • I wish to embarass myself most ardently by being rude and hiding behind being anonymous
    • My ego is weak & I crave to hurt others
    • Most certainly not, for I thinketh this quiz attacks me personally, because the world revolveth around me
  • Question of

    What is your first mistake?

    • Looking too happy (wench)
    • Complimenting a noble (you kiss-ass)
    • Looking at a married woman (how dare you)
    • Wearing something that shows your ankle (wench x2)
    • Being a decibel too loud (ugh)
  • Question of

    A curse has been layeth upon ye. What horrid thing was it?

    • You’ve been made lactose intolerant (goodbye medieval cheese)
    • Crows follow you around making everyone suspicious
    • Cats hate you. You may never pet one again (you will never be the same again)
    • You can now only speak in riddles and rhymes
    • The Plague (welp)
  • Question of

    What is your secret?

    • Everyone’s high 90% of the time because the rye is contaminated
    • The local wizard is just a guy with a fog machine
    • The King is actually 5’3
    • You know how to count past 3
    • You have a pet rat
  • Question of

    Your last words before being exiled?

    • “Haters, smh”
    • “What do you call a medieval knight who is always on time?” (get out)
    • “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” (what the fuck)
    • “What if I tell you who the witch in our village is?” (it’s that one neighbour you never really liked) (they say no anyway)
    • “The King is actually 5’3!!”
  • Question of

    What is your medieval job?

    • Jester
    • Peasant
    • Town crier
    • Retail in a tavern
    • Woman
    • Village idiot
  • Question of

    What would be written on your tombstone?

    • “Succumbed to the plague”
    • “You will not be missed”
    • “We don’t really remember their name”
    • “Wench”
    • “RIP”
  • Question of

    Listen to thine heart.

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