who you are in a relationship (oddly specific)

  • Question of

    what’s your love language?

    • words of affirmation
    • physical touch
    • acts of service
    • gift giving
    • quality time
    • a mix of these/all of them
  • Question of

    your ideal date night?

    • going to the movie theatre with your lover to see a horror movie. it’s night time, your sharing a popcorn bucket and you guys have red and blue slurpees. you get jumpscared, and lean into your partner for comfort. when the movie is over, you laugh about the situation and kiss, making your tounges purple.
    • cooking date; you invite your partner over, and they are definitely expecting to be doing something new and creative. you guys are making a pasta dish, and you have matching aprons. you guys make a mess, but the food is delicious. after cleaning up, you guys take a shower together to clean off all the mess you got on each other.
    • gaming; after a long day of skiing, you guys get home, and get comfy on the couch. your partner grabs the xbox controllers, and you guys play minecraft together, untill you get tired. your partner turns off the console, and you cuddle untill your both asleep.
    • picnic; late afternoon, you take a blanket and some snacks to the park where you guys lay down, talk, and eat untill it’s dark, where you guys go on a late night drive and talk about the stars.
    • LOUD BANGING. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, they can top me.
    • a day full of swimming at the beach, surfing, building sand castles, everything!
    • They come over to your house and you guys play-argue about what movie to watch. Eventually the fight turns physical and you end up pinned to the wall, blushing. They notice and let you off the wall, letting you guys watch the movie you picked. You lay in their arms and take a nap with them before having to head back home. They give you their jacket because its colder than it was earlier and you skip to your car, happy about your afternoon.
  • Question of

    low and behold.. the lyric question… pick a song lyric that resonates with you

    • “don’t bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice” please please please- sabrina carpenter
    • “If you were to become a – farmer I’d read up on every vegetable and harvest them around you- I wanna write you poetry, and jokes, and even songs I hope this lasts forever” can’t wait-doja cat
    • “Every now and then, the stars align. Boy and girl meet by the great design. Could it be that you and me are the lucky ones?” Lucky ones- Lana del rey
    • “Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, You’re so skibidi, You’re so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma-freaking cum here-give me your Ohio“ Gyatscasy -ovp.9
    • “However far away I will always love you. However long I stay I will always love you. Whatever words I say I will always love you” Lovesong- the cure
    • none of these…
    • “Grips on your waist…Front way, back way-You know that I don’t play. Streets not safe;But I never run away“ one dance- drake
    • “Now, how many men have you kissed? Very few. But you offered me a kiss, why? Such a foolish reason, I’m afraid I just wanted to kiss you.” lovers rock- tv girl
  • Question of

    how easily do you get jealous

    • i get jealous, but i’m only telling my partner.
    • i get jealous, i just don’t bring it up
    • i could care less
    • THEY CANT EVEN HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA, I DONT WANT THEM LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE!!!!
  • Question of

    are you thinking of one specific person while taking this quiz

    • i’m thinking of all my pookies
    • yes, i’m answering that one specific person in mind
    • no??? what type of weirdo does that
    • not right now tbh.

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