You’ve probably heard of Enneagram tests, but let’s make it a vibe. Forget the boring corporate tone — this quiz gives you your Enneagram type with weirdly specific energy. Are you the deep thinker (Type 4)? The chaotic helper (Type 2)? The lowkey perfectionist (Type 1)? Let’s find your true number and maybe expose you just a little bit.

  • Question of

    Your toxic trait is probably:

    • Your toxic trait is probably:
    • Wanting to fix everyone’s problems
    • Ghosting people when overwhelmed
    • Thinking I’m always right (because… I usually am)
    • Never being satisfied, even with A+ effort
    • Being too chill until I snap
    • Planning escape routes for social events
    • Acting tough when I’m actually a soft bean
    • Being obsessed with being unique
  • Question of

    Your best friend says you’re:

    • Deep and mysterious
    • Kind but chaotic
    • Always put-together
    • A total softie inside
    • A bit intense but in a lovable way
    • A walking Google Calendar
    • Way too self-aware
    • A fixer… even if no one asked
    • Emotionally unpredictable
  • Question of

    Pick an aesthetic to live in:

    • Moody library
    • Forest cottage
    • Sleek modern apartment
    • Artist’s messy studio
    • Pastel dreamcore bedroom
    • Cozy vintage café
    • Rooftop at night
    • Desert wanderer vibes
    • Rainbow-sparkly chaos dimension
  • Question of

    If life had a reset button, you would…

    • Overthink whether to press it
    • Press it and redo everything
    • Try to fix everyone else’s lives first
    • Cry and then press it dramatically
    • Not press it—character development baby
    • Press it just to see what happens
    • Panic, then journal about it
    • Ask everyone else what they’re doing first
    • Break the button just for fun
  • Question of

    Finally — when things go wrong, your brain says:

    • “I knew this would happen.”
    • “I can fix it!”
    • “What if it’s my fault?”
    • “I should’ve tried harder.”
    • “Whatever. Not my problem anymore.”
    • “I need a 47-step plan right now.”
    • “Time to disappear from the internet.”
    • “Let’s be mad then cry.”
    • “Maybe this is a metaphor.”

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