not like “pink glitter tail” sorry. i mean what ocean creature is your lower half spiritually, biologically, and maybe legally. are you a shark girl, eel thing, jellyfish ghost, reef princess, or something sailors whisper about and then pretend they didn’t see? let’s find out.
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Question of
scales, skin, slime, or something worse?
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scales
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smooth skin
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slime but elegant
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transparent gelatinous nightmare
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armored plates
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soft fins that look harmless but are not
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Question of
pick your water
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warm reef water
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black deep ocean
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cold river mouth
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open sea with nothing around
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swampy water where something definitely moved
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Question of
where is your lair?
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inside a shipwreck full of stolen spoons
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a coral palace that keeps growing without permission
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a cave under a glacier
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a trench nobody has mapped because they’re cowards
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a kelp forest where everything whispers
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under a dock, listening to people lie
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Question of
what do you collect?
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pearls and pretty trash
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bones but respectfully
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letters that never reached shore
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shiny coins from drowning pockets
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living things that follow me around
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nothing. i travel light and haunt heavily
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Question of
a sailor sees your tail under the water. what do they feel?
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wonder
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dread
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confusion
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immediate romantic delusion
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the need to leave
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like they’re being judged by a fish
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Question of
what would give you away on land?
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my eyes blink wrong
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i keep staring at drains like they’re doors
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my teeth are too sharp when i smile
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i smell like storms
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i cannot sit normally
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i keep asking if humans always breathe this loud
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Question of
choose a pet
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crab with evil opinions
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tiny shark that follows me like a dog
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jellyfish in a jar but it hates captivity
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eel that steals jewelry
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sad old turtle with secrets
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no pet. i am the pet people should fear
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Question of
what do you eat when nobody is watching?
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sea grapes
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shellfish
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glowing algae
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suspicious ship biscuits
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whatever gets too close
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moonlight probably idk
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