what stereotypical white woman are you?


this is not an attack. this is not sociology. this is vibes.
everyone fits a stereotype sometimes. let’s see which one you accidentally embody.

  • Question of

    your drink order:

    • iced oat milk latte, obviously
    • matcha but only from one specific place
    • diet coke (it’s different)
    • a fancy herbal tea you swear “changed your life”
    • red wine, even if it’s 2pm
  • Question of

    your natural habitat:

    • target. no explanation needed
    • a yoga studio that smells like eucalyptus
    • a farmer’s market you go to “just to browse”
    • the car, listening to a podcast about healing
    • a bookstore you treat like a sanctuary
  • Question of

    pick a phrase you’ve definitely said before:

    • “i just feel like everyone needs therapy”
    • “i’m not like other girls but also i kind of am”
    • “i saw this on tiktok and it made sense”
    • “i just need a little treat”
    • “i’ve been working on myself”
  • Question of

    your approach to problems:

    • journal about it until it becomes a personality trait
    • talk about it on a walk
    • ignore it until it resolves itself or explodes
    • google it, then cry, then feel better
    • turn it into a funny story later
  • Question of

    pick an aesthetic:

    • beige, linen, soft lighting
    • chaotic cozy (plants everywhere)
    • clean girl but emotionally complicated
    • thrifted, mismatched, but intentional
    • wine-mom energy without the kids
  • Question of

    your toxic trait (said lovingly):

    • thinking you’re more self-aware than you are
    • romanticizing mild inconvenience
    • overexplaining your feelings
    • giving advice when no one asked
    • pretending you’re chill when you are not
  • Question of

    how do you cope:

    • podcasts. so many podcasts
    • long walks + overthinking
    • retail therapy but “small purchases”
    • talking it out with one trusted person
    • pretending everything’s fine until it is
  • Question of

    pick a compliment that hits:

    • “you’re very emotionally intelligent”
    • “you’re comforting to be around”
    • “you’re surprisingly funny”
    • “you have great taste”
    • “you seem like you know yourself”

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