what d&d 5e class are you? (chaotic, inaccurate)

Question of
someone insults you in the group chat. what do you do?
- send a 3-page paragraph and log off dramatically
- laugh and threaten violence (lovingly)
- correct their grammar
- block them. instantly.
- send a meme and pretend it didn’t hurt
- stare at your screen debating a comeback for 6 hours
- “sorry i have therapy”
- duel them at dawn
Question of
pick a weapon (vibes only)
- a rusty dagger you found in a drawer
- emotional manipulation (oops)
- a stick you named “excalibur”
- literal fire
- a hardcover book
- fists. just fists.
- poison disguised as herbal tea
- a violin that may or may not summon demons
Question of
choose an NPC role in your story
- mysterious guide who leaves halfway thru
- tavern regular who knows too much
- healer who needs healing
- local menace children love and adults fear
- librarian who’s cursed (but chill)
- feral forest hermit
- princess who runs away to join a cult
- guy who dies immediately but comes back in act 3
Question of
how do you solve problems?
- overthinking and crying
- intimidation + trauma dump combo
- planning meticulously then ignoring the plan
- bribery (cookies count)
- brute force and questionable math
- “manifesting”
- passive-aggressive notes
- asking your ancestors
Question of
pick a vibe aesthetic
- decayed cathedral + gentle rain
- cozy cottage full of weird herbs
- dusty library at 2am
- neon city rooftop with wind in your hair
- medieval tavern full of chaos
- abandoned carnival with ghosts
- sparkling ballroom where you don’t belong
- forest at night with glowing fungi
Question of
you find a cursed item. reaction?
- “free!”
- put it in your mouth (instinct)
- sell it for coin
- keep it but lie about it
- turn it into jewelry
- investigate lore and write a 10-page document
- panic and hand it to a friend
- bond with it emotionally
Question of
what’s your love language?
- acts of service
- chaotic loyalty
- teasing
- explaining deep lore unprompted
- silence + showing up
- violence (fictional)
- emotional support through snacks
- disappearing then returning with gifts
Question of
what do people misunderstand about you?
- my rage is actually sorrow
- i’m smart i just don’t show it
- i’m not cold i’m terrified
- i care too much actually
- i’m annoying on purpose
- i’m tired not disinterested
- i’m calm until i’m not
- i’m weird for a reason
Question of
choose a spell (purely vibes)
- eldritch blast
- healing word
- charm person
- lightning bolt
- speak with animals
- detect thoughts
- misty step
- fireball (no regrets)
Question of
pick your starter town role
- depressed chosen one
- bartender with secrets
- wandering bard
- emo swordsman
- herbal witch
- disaster prince
- talking cat
- side character who steals the plot