tell me how many of these things you’ve done and I’ll judge you

  • Question of

    You get a “u up?” text at 1:14 a.m. Your honest move?

    • I was asleep. Be serious.
    • I reply, but with questions.
    • I send one chaotic emoji.
    • I’m already outside somehow.
    • I screenshot it for later analysis.
  • Question of

    Pick a thing you have definitely borrowed for way too long.

    • A hoodie
    • A book with a very personal note inside
    • A charger. I returned it eventually.
    • Someone’s kitchen container
    • A traffic cone-adjacent item
  • Question of

    A friend says, “don’t let me do anything embarrassing tonight.” You:

    • Make sure they get home okay
    • Say “define embarrassing”
    • Give them a pep talk and a bad idea
    • Document the lore respectfully
    • Immediately become part of the problem
  • Question of

    Choose a tiny crime against your own sleep schedule.

    • One more episode became sunrise
    • I reorganized something at midnight
    • I went down a deeply specific internet rabbit hole
    • I stayed up talking someone through a crisis
    • I made a very unnecessary late-night plan
  • Question of

    How do you react when you hear “we have a group photo”?

    • I find the best lighting first
    • I pull everyone into it
    • I hide behind the tallest person
    • I take it, obviously
    • I make it unusable on purpose
  • Question of

    Which message have you sent with your whole chest?

    • “Made it home, text me when you do.”
    • “Okay but hear me out.”
    • “I have an idea and it’s not boring.”
    • “This stays between us.”
    • “Don’t be mad.”
  • Question of

    You find a random key in your pocket. What’s the vibe?

    • I know exactly what it opens
    • It has a story, probably
    • I text the group chat immediately
    • I have two theories and both are bad
    • I’m not asking questions
  • Question of

    Pick the most suspiciously specific thing you’ve done.

    • Changed outfits in a bathroom stall
    • Made friends with a stranger in a line
    • Kept a tiny object because of its lore
    • Carried snacks for the entire group
    • Ended up somewhere because “why not?”
  • Question of

    Your ride is five minutes away. You suddenly remember:

    • My keys are in my hand. I’m fine.
    • I need to tell one more story
    • I should invite someone else
    • I have time for a risky outfit change
    • Nothing. I’m already doing a lap around the block.
  • Question of

    Choose an object with a little too much evidence attached.

    • A disposable camera
    • A single earring
    • A wristband from somewhere unexpected
    • A tote bag full of useful nonsense
    • A receipt I should not still have
  • Question of

    Someone says, “we should make a rule.” Your first thought is:

    • Fair. What’s the plan?
    • Can it have exceptions?
    • This is going to become a bit
    • I need the backstory first
    • Too late, probably
  • Question of

    Final self-report: how clean is your personal lore?

    • Very clean. I simply observe.
    • Mostly clean, with a few footnotes
    • Wholesome, but weirdly extensive
    • Classified in several folders
    • Please don’t ask for the timeline

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