let me assign you a cunty outfit

  • Question of

    pick a bale. you have five seconds.

    • raincoat totally sane bale
    • red mesh bale
  • Question of

    give me a controversial take

    • gatorade should be thicker
    • anybody who chews with their mouth open should be exhiled from their home, cut off from their community, family, and friends
    • you dont need to go to therapy you just need to touch grass and be one with mother nature and the beautiful beasts of the world
    • sometimes i wish my dad loved me more
    • i think we live inside a dome like in the simpsons movie
    • mullets are hot
    • mullets are not hot
  • Question of

    you dropped a birthday cake on the way to your best friends birthday party in the middle of the street because you tripped on a little pebble, there is now cake all over the footpath and your clothes and everybody is staring at you. what’s your first thought?

    • i need to crawl into a hole and become a hermit. anything is better than this humiliation. kill me now.
    • how fucking DARE that little pebble trip me up. highly disrespectful.
    • dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry dont
    • GOD STRIKES ME DOWN ONCE AGAIN. THE ANGELS AND THE LORD ABOVE HATE ME SO! I MUST REPENT!
    • womp womp
    • omg my best friend is gonna be so upset 🙁
    • holy shit my clothes are ruined >:(
  • Question of

    lyric question time wahoo! pick some lyrics from some songs that make me wanna curl up in a ball and sob a little

    • This dream isn’t feeling sweet / We’re reeling through the midnight streets / And I’ve never felt more alone / It feels so scary getting old (Ribs by Lorde)
    • Drink up baby, look at the stars / I’ll kiss you again, between the bars / Where I’m seeing you there with your hands in the air / Waiting to finally be caught (Between The Bars – Elliot Smith)
    • It’s over / You don’t need to tell me / I hope you’re with someone who makes you feel safe in your sleeping tonight / I won’t kill myself, trying to stay in your life / I got no distance left to run
    • Walking on a country road late last night / I passed a stranger in the moonlight I turned around to see / Where he did flee / But there was just me
    • Were you really looking for me? / Try your best to reassure me / I wasn’t patient to meet you / Am I too needy, am I too eager? / I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know / I don’t know what this is, but it doesn’t feel wrong (Say Something Loving by The xx)
    • I believed you were crazy / You believed you love me / You and me, we’re a day drink / So lose your faith in me (The Gold- The Manchester Orchestra, Pheobe Bridgers)
    • i refuse to do another one of these
  • Question of

    pick a simplified sexuality

    • boykisser
    • girlkisser
    • allkisser
    • nokisser

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