I Rate How Hot You Are

  • Question of

    Pick an outfit detail that does unfair amounts of work.

    • A plain black shirt that fits suspiciously well
    • Statement boots
    • Tiny earrings and a soft sweater
    • An old jacket with lore
    • Something bright you can spot from space
    • All black, obviously
  • Question of

    Your phone is at 2%. What’s the move?

    • I simply disappear
    • Borrow a charger from a stranger somehow
    • Panic-text everyone I love
    • It’s been at 2% since 11 a.m.
    • I have a portable charger for me and you
  • Question of

    Choose a compliment to receive at exactly the right moment.

    • “You have such a calming presence.”
    • “You always look incredible.”
    • “You’re even funnier than I expected.”
    • “Where did you get that?”
    • “I feel like I’ve known you forever.”
    • “You seem like trouble.”
  • Question of

    A friend posts a candid of you. It’s… actually good.

    • I pretend not to care, save it immediately
    • New profile picture, no notes
    • I comment something deeply unserious
    • I crop it into an artsy story post
    • I repost and hype up everyone in it
  • Question of

    Pick a drink order based purely on vibes.

    • Iced americano
    • Something with foam and a garnish
    • Iced matcha with too many modifications
    • Whatever is cheapest and interesting
    • Hot chocolate, even in warm weather
    • A drink served in a tiny glass after midnight
  • Question of

    Your ideal accidental eye-contact response?

    • A tiny smile, then look away
    • Hold it for one extra second
    • Make a weird face and commit
    • Look away because I was observing their outfit
    • Smile like we’re already friends
  • Question of

    There’s a tiny party in a kitchen. You are:

    • Leaning on the counter, taking it all in
    • Starting a dance break
    • Making one person laugh way too hard
    • Finding the host’s coolest book
    • Introducing people who should absolutely meet
    • On the balcony having a suspiciously good conversation
  • Question of

    Choose a weather forecast.

    • Cold sunny morning
    • Hot evening with a pink sky
    • Light rain while I’m safely indoors
    • Windy enough for dramatic outerwear
    • The first warm day of spring
  • Question of

    Which message are you most likely to send?

    • “home :)”
    • “wait i have an idea”
    • “this made me think of you lol”
    • A blurry photo with zero explanation
    • “proud of you btw”
    • “don’t ask questions. meet me here.”
  • Question of

    Your most powerful trait, unfortunately?

    • I make silence feel comfortable
    • I can sell a bad idea beautifully
    • I remember tiny details about people
    • I can make anything look intentional
    • I make people feel included
  • Question of

    Pick a photo dump slide.

    • Sunlight on rumpled sheets
    • Mirror selfie before going out
    • A friend laughing mid-bite
    • A curb, a coffee, a very good shoe
    • Everyone squeezed into one frame
    • Streetlights through a car window
  • Question of

    Final extremely scientific question: your flirting style is…

    • Being genuinely interested
    • Compliments with eye contact
    • Teasing, but sweetly
    • Sending them a niche recommendation
    • Making them laugh until they relax
    • Existing mysteriously near them

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