How Tall R U? (Totally Scientific Quiz)

  • Question of

    Be honest—do you struggle to reach the top shelf?

    • Yes, and I accept my fate.
    • No, because I AM the top shelf.
    • I can reach if I stand on my tiptoes.
    • I make someone else do it.
  • Question of

    How do people usually react when they see you in a group photo?

    • “Aww, so cute and tiny!”
    • “You fit in just right!”
    • “Damn, why are you so tall?”
    • “I didn’t know skyscrapers could walk.”
  • Question of

    What’s your go-to move in a crowd?

    • Weave through everyone like a ninja.
    • Walk normally—no issues here.
    • Look over everyone’s heads to see what’s going on.
    • I AM the crowd.
  • Question of

    If someone insults your height, what do you do?

    • Accept it. I can’t change facts.
    • Laugh it off. Whatever.
    • Challenge them to a height-based duel.
    • Stare down at them from above.
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite seat on public transport?

    • The one where my feet dangle.
    • Any seat works fine.
    • An aisle seat so I can stretch my legs.
    • Standing, because I barely fit anywhere.
  • Question of

    If you had to pick a mascot for your height, what would it be?

    • A tiny but mighty chihuahua.
    • A golden retriever—average but lovable.
    • A giraffe, obviously.
    • A literal tree.

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