Are You My Type, or Would I Just Steal Your Hoodie and Disappear?

A tiny vibe check for whether this is giving mutual obsession or one legendary hoodie theft and a suspiciously quiet group chat.

  • Question of

    You arrive 18 minutes late. Your entrance vibe is:

    • apologetic, carrying snacks
    • “you missed nothing, I checked”
    • mysterious. no explanation.
    • already leaving in my head
    • late but somehow dressed perfectly
  • Question of

    Pick a message to receive at 1:12 a.m.

    • “made it home. had fun :)”
    • a bad photo of something that reminded them of me
    • “you up” with zero context
    • a voice note they immediately regret sending
  • Question of

    The hoodie is sitting on a chair. What happens?

    • I ask before touching it
    • I borrow it and return it washed
    • it’s mine now, spiritually
    • I wear it once and vanish into the fog
    • I take it by accident-ish
  • Question of

    Choose a first-date side quest.

    • finding the best dumpling spot
    • wandering a bookstore too long
    • getting on the wrong train for the plot
    • midnight thrift store mission
    • sitting in a grocery store parking lot talking
  • Question of

    Your friend says, “So do you actually like them?”

    • “yes, unfortunately”
    • I send them a screenshot of the nice thing they did
    • “define actually”
    • I change the subject with shocking speed
    • I smile at my phone like an idiot
  • Question of

    Pick the weather for your ideal almost-date.

    • sunny but breezy
    • soft rain and one umbrella
    • windy enough to ruin the plan
    • hot night, windows down
  • Question of

    A playlist has been made. Its energy is:

    • songs I genuinely want to show you
    • a little too earnest, sorry
    • three bangers and emotional avoidance
    • impossible to explain, perfect at 2 a.m.
    • mostly songs for staring out a bus window
  • Question of

    They offer you the last fry.

    • I split it in half, obviously
    • I save it for them because I’m dramatic
    • I take it and call it chemistry
    • I steal it, then order more
  • Question of

    Your camera roll after hanging out is mostly:

    • their laugh caught by accident
    • tiny details I know they’d like
    • blurry lights and one suspicious selfie
    • nothing. I was too busy being there
    • evidence that should probably stay private
  • Question of

    Pick a tiny green flag.

    • they remember my weird coffee order
    • they send the meme they promised to send
    • they’re a little hard to read
    • they disappear offline sometimes
    • they make leaving feel difficult
  • Question of

    The hangout is ending. You:

    • make sure they get home okay
    • say “text me” and mean it
    • leave first before it gets too sweet
    • do a chaotic goodbye that lasts 40 minutes
    • forget my water bottle on purpose maybe
  • Question of

    Be honest: your flirting style is

    • quietly attentive
    • sending them things that made me think of them
    • bullying, but with eye contact
    • being unavailable in an aesthetically pleasing way
    • accidentally making it way too intense

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