I give u a career ?

I give u a career

pick some extremely scientific little things and i’ll hand u a career lane. no pressure but your future office plant is watching.

  • Question of

    Your dream work setup has…

    • a moodboard situation
    • two screens, minimum
    • a cozy chair for deep talks
    • a table full of prototypes
    • a camera within reach
    • organized folders. scary organized.
    • good lighting and a first-aid kit
  • Question of

    A friend texts “help, what do i do?” You reply with…

    • “send pics, i need context”
    • “okay, let’s break this down”
    • “wait. how are YOU feeling?”
    • “i have three ideas already”
    • a voice note with dramatic pacing
    • “what exactly happened?”
  • Question of

    Pick a tiny victory.

    • the colors look insane together
    • the bug is gone
    • they finally opened up
    • someone bought the first one
    • the clip got the exact reaction
    • the plan worked, somehow
    • they’re feeling better
  • Question of

    Which school assignment did you low-key eat up?

    • making the slides look expensive
    • building the actual thing
    • the one-on-one peer feedback
    • turning it into a side hustle pitch
    • filming and editing the presentation
    • the debate portion
    • explaining it to the whole class
  • Question of

    A random object that feels powerful:

    • a paint marker
    • a keyboard with satisfying keys
    • a really good question
    • a slightly chaotic notebook
    • a tiny camera
    • a highlighter
  • Question of

    At the group project meeting, you’re the one who…

    • makes it feel less ugly
    • sets up the shared system
    • checks if everyone’s okay
    • accidentally becomes the boss
    • gets behind-the-scenes footage
    • reads the instructions twice
    • keeps everyone from panicking
  • Question of

    Pick a weather forecast for your brain.

    • golden hour, obviously
    • crisp and clear after rain
    • soft rain and tea
    • thunderstorm with a plan
    • windy, cinematic, main character
    • bright but suspiciously intense
  • Question of

    Someone gives you a complicated board game with no tutorial. You…

    • redesign the pieces a little
    • learn the rules through chaos
    • make sure nobody feels left out
    • ask if we can make it more interesting
    • make a recap video of the night
    • find the loophole politely
    • read every rule out loud
  • Question of

    The playlist is handed to you. What’s the move?

    • make it flow like a movie
    • build the perfect queue algorithmically
    • ask what everyone needs tonight
    • make it a public collaborative thing
    • choose songs with montage potential
    • put on something that starts a debate
  • Question of

    You get one free class tomorrow:

    • branding a fake cereal
    • making a tiny app
    • why people do what they do
    • launching something from zero
    • shooting a short film
    • arguing a case dramatically
    • how the body handles emergencies
  • Question of

    A kid asks you how something works. Your instinct is to…

    • draw them a fun version
    • show them step by step
    • ask what they think first
    • turn it into a mini challenge
    • make a whole story out of it
    • give the precise answer
    • make sure they can explain it back
  • Question of

    Last one: what kind of impact sounds best?

    • making everyday life prettier
    • making life run smoother
    • making someone feel understood
    • making a new lane exist
    • making people feel something
    • making things more fair
    • helping when it matters most

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