what type of american are you?

what type of american are you

dont take this seriously i am literally just pressing buttons in my brain. u may be american. u may not be. u may be american in spirit which is worse. answer these and i’ll assign your exact brand of eagle-related nonsense.

  • Question of

    are you american? does this affect result? maybe. maybe not. freedom is confusing.

    • yes and?
    • yes unfortunately
    • yes and proud
    • no
    • absolutely not
    • i’m american only when i want fast food
  • Question of

    how often do you eat fast food

    • normal amount i think
    • i know the menu better than my family history
    • only when life defeats me
    • chipotle counts as emotional support
    • never i am above grease allegedly
    • i don’t eat fast food i consume vibes
  • Question of

    finish the lyric: “oh say can you see…”

    • by the dawn’s early light
    • EXTRA LARGE COMBO PLEASE
    • i cannot see actually
    • something something flag
    • i’m not singing that
    • yaoi
  • Question of

    what goes on pizza

    • pepperoni obviously
    • pineapple because i like arguments
    • cheese only i fear flavor
    • ranch. i said what i said
    • literally anything. pizza is a plate
    • i am lactose intolerant and god is testing me
  • Question of

    5. 6 x 9 = ?

    • 54
    • 69 nice
    • 15 if you believe
    • i left math emotionally
    • ask the calculator. that’s its job
    • freedom
  • Question of

    choose a school lunch

    • square pizza
    • mystery nuggets
    • fries and nothing else
    • packed lunch made by someone who loves me
    • vending machine chips
    • i skipped lunch and bought iced coffee like a fool
  • Question of

    what is your relationship with the national anthem

    • i know it
    • i know the first line then mumble patriotically
    • i stand there like an NPC
    • i start harmonizing badly
    • i only know it from sports events
    • i thought we were singing high school musical
  • Question of

    pick a vehicle

    • giant truck for no reason
    • minivan with crumbs in it
    • skateboard i cannot ride
    • bus i missed
    • convertible in a music video
    • shopping cart going downhill
  • Question of

    is the earth flat

    • no
    • yes because i like being wrong loudly
    • depends who is asking
    • it’s shaped like a chicken nugget
    • i don’t know i failed geography
    • yaoi again sorry

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