Come Hither and I’ll Assign You a Playlist but I’m Brutally Honestv

I made this a while ago so I’m sorry it’s so cringe ? I got some complaints that the links didn’t work anymore so they’ve all been updated.

  • Question of

    don’t think pick a teen titan

    • Cyborg
    • Starfire
    • Beast Boy
    • Robin
    • Raven
  • Question of

    Pick out of context bs from my friend group’s discord server “quotes” channel

    • “A hobby’s a hobby. Some people fix cars, some people are crackheads. You just gotta hope the person fixing your car isn’t also a crackhead.” -my teacher
    • “jeffy bezos my poor little meow meow”
    • friend: “I’m imprisoned” me: “what did you do this time??? What orphans did you kill” friend: “well one was named susan so she deserved it”
    • me: “do i look like an aussie to you????” friend: *sighs* me: “DONT ANSWER THAT”
    • “Happy birthday mother! have some canada!!!”
    • “is this for mermaids or dolphin amputees?”
  • Question of

    Choose a season

    • Winter
    • Spring
    • Summer
    • Fall
  • Question of

    Pick a time

    • Sunrise
    • Midday
    • Midnight
    • Sunset
    • Evening
  • Question of

    Pick a place

    • Deep in the forest, maybe a cottage or treehouse
    • Seeing my favorite artist performing live with my friends
    • A beach at sunrise
    • In a car at midnight. Doesn’t matter where as long as you’re moving.
    • Where ever they’re not
    • Picnicking alone on a roof in the dark (doesn’t have to be your roof)
    • A party pretending to be truly happy in hopes you’ll forget you’re pretending
  • Question of

    Pick a core memory

    • Going to Perkin’s with my grandparents from either side of my family until my mom finished her shift
    • Playing in my Great-Grandparent’s massive yard in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by woods with a little pond, thinking I could fly
    • Christmas when I was ≈4 and throwing a plastic chair at my aunt because it was my “wrestling move”
    • Playing fairy princess spy kids with my preschool best friend
    • Playing freeze-tag with dinosaur man the ginger in elementary and having him regret it because I Cannot run
    • Eating my dinosaur birthday cake from Giant when I was ≈3 in my tiny apartment in the upstairs of a two family home

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