build your ideal guy and i’ll tell you your problem

you know the drill. pick your dream boy and i’ll expose the personality issue you’ve been pretending you don’t have. don’t take it personally (or do).

  • Question of

    pick his vibe

    • quiet but observant
    • sarcastic menace energy
    • golden retriever in human form
    • mysterious, unreadable, kinda scary but hot
    • emotionally stable like a miracle
  • Question of

    his communication style?

    • sends playlists
    • long paragraphs at 2am
    • cannot text back to save his life
    • aggressive dry humor
    • calls you “dude” but is in love with you
  • Question of

    pick his hands

    • veiny & artistic
    • soft & warm
    • always cold for no reason
    • ring collection
    • scarred but gentle
  • Question of

    what does he smell like

    • clean laundry and vanilla
    • cigarette smoke and citrus
    • pine and winter air
    • coffee and ink
    • warm skin and something familiar you can’t name
  • Question of

    where does he kiss you first

    • forehead
    • cheek
    • shoulder
    • wrist
    • lips, but only after hesitating
  • Question of

    his biggest flaw

    • emotionally unavailable
    • jealousy issues
    • “i’m fine” when he’s not
    • overthinks everything
    • too kind for this world
  • Question of

    too kind for this world

    • to feel chosen
    • to feel understood
    • to feel safe
    • to feel adored
    • to finally stop running

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