What Type Of Villain Are You -

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okay, let’s get ready for the day! pick a healthy breakfast

cup of coffee
souls of the innocent
gummy worms washed down with four energy drinks
cocaine
something normal like waffles or cereal
no time. i’m running late as always
i don’t need breakfast. for nothing can satisfy the overwhelming hunger i feel within my soul

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i barely graduated school
dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana
proud graduate of clown academy
i am a master of dark arts
i have pretentious sounding degrees from top universities in every country
i know five foreign languages, majored in engineering, psychology and journalism at the same time. i have black belt in martial arts you haven’t even heard of. do not test me
i already have several phds

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someone wronged me. i cannot forget about it. i’ve tried, i’ve tried so much, but it always ends up here. with me crying. i try to forget. i still remember.
someone wronged me. i won’t forget about it, and i don’t want to. forgiveness means nothing. they must pay.
so much happened. how can i describe it? how can i explain? maybe if i don’t do anything, maybe if i stay silent. maybe if i don’t speak. maybe if i do everything i can to not be a burden.
nothing, i just like the excitement of being evil.
so much happened, and i can’t do this anymore.
can’t i just like the pizzazz?

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past. the present is too fast. the future is too far away.
past. my mind loops back to everything that happened. i can’t stop it.
present. i live in the moment, it’s more fun that way!
present. i live in the moment. the future is terrifying and the past is difficult. i wish i could make plans, but instead i’m standing here in the present. i am static. the world is moving around me, and i am static.
future, i want to do so much.
future. maybe things will be better one day.

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no, i want potential to remain potential forever. i’d rather i never do anything if that means i never make a mistake.
i never had stickers.
no, i just forgot about them.
always! the more the better!
i stuck them on myself/others.