The mind of a villain is advanced and complex – well, in most cases. See if your case is one of those ones that is as complex as a very hard puzzle mixed in with the worlds most confusing but extremely good program (lost) or like a monkey banging symbols.
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Question of
okay, let’s get ready for the day! pick a healthy breakfast
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cup of coffee
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souls of the innocent
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gummy worms washed down with four energy drinks
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cocaine
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something normal like waffles or cereal
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no time. i’m running late as always
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i don’t need breakfast. for nothing can satisfy the overwhelming hunger i feel within my soul
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Question of
how’s your education?
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i barely graduated school
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dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana
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proud graduate of clown academy
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i am a master of dark arts
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i have pretentious sounding degrees from top universities in every country
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i know five foreign languages, majored in engineering, psychology and journalism at the same time. i have black belt in martial arts you haven’t even heard of. do not test me
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i already have several phds
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Question of
what emotion do you feel most of the time?
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rage
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sadness
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joy
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i am numb and haven’t felt anything since 1678
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i feel every emotion at a single moment. my soul is never at peace.
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i’m tired. just tired.
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Question of
what happened in your past?
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someone wronged me. i cannot forget about it. i’ve tried, i’ve tried so much, but it always ends up here. with me crying. i try to forget. i still remember.
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someone wronged me. i won’t forget about it, and i don’t want to. forgiveness means nothing. they must pay.
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so much happened. how can i describe it? how can i explain? maybe if i don’t do anything, maybe if i stay silent. maybe if i don’t speak. maybe if i do everything i can to not be a burden.
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nothing, i just like the excitement of being evil.
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so much happened, and i can’t do this anymore.
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can’t i just like the pizzazz?
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Question of
dad jokes, yes or no?
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no. stop.
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my father abandoned me when i was seven, fuck you op
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yes!
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Question of
past, present, or future?
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past. the present is too fast. the future is too far away.
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past. my mind loops back to everything that happened. i can’t stop it.
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present. i live in the moment, it’s more fun that way!
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present. i live in the moment. the future is terrifying and the past is difficult. i wish i could make plans, but instead i’m standing here in the present. i am static. the world is moving around me, and i am static.
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future, i want to do so much.
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future. maybe things will be better one day.
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Question of
do/did you put your stickers on places?
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no, i want potential to remain potential forever. i’d rather i never do anything if that means i never make a mistake.
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i never had stickers.
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no, i just forgot about them.
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always! the more the better!
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i stuck them on myself/others.
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Question of
what do you want?
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love
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approval
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nothing
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material things
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a better life, all around.
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i want to get my revenge.
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a neat cape
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