what the f**k is wrong with you

  • Question of

    you’re immortal and you can choose one thing to keep you company for your eternal life

    • infinite spotify subcription
    • some kind of animal companion
    • my best friend/lover/family member so i don’t have to spend centuries alone
    • nothing cause im an edgelord
    • my phone? idk
    • journal to document my experiences
  • Question of

    name my guitar

    • ebony d’arkness dementia raven way
    • roxy
    • honey
    • derp and/or derpina
  • Question of

    choose a lyric that makes you ~feral~ jk can you imagine anyway pick one of my chickens

    • luci – her full name is lucifer cause shes a lilttle shit who causes problems on purpose
    • martin – cuddliest motherfucker on this bitch of an earth if she sees you chilling she’ll beeline for you lap
    • darth vader – she thinks she’s a guard chicken and she WILL get into a fight w anyone or anything
    • jon – pretends to hate u but if u hug her she will never leave u ever again
    • the king – shes an asshole who bosses all the other ones around but i love her
    • rezsi – she’s a very polite and proper old lady!
  • Question of

    do you like the beatles

    • i love them! (cringe answer)
    • i don’t really have an opinion on them honestly
    • no ew im not old
    • john lennon was a piece of shit if he wasnt dead id trample him to death
    • theyre a shit band they got popular because they existed in the era when women were first allowed to be horny
  • Question of

    you can kill one of these people

    • kylie jenner
    • jeff bezos
    • elon musk
    • roman polanski
    • the facebook ceo whatshisface
    • pewdipie
  • Question of

    which one of my friend group’s inside jokes are you (mandatory question)

    • piss, boom, glass, liz?
    • gritty imagines
    • natural penis music
    • liz the little milk boy
    • moist and milky
  • Question of

    which one of my friends would you beat the shit out of

    • rigby – unironic fanboy and chumchum stan
    • nye – equius apologist
    • heather – pathologic crimes ?
    • liz – komadea fucker <3
    • vespa – doesnt think ariana grande has girl power ://

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