what d&d 5e class are you? (chaotic, inaccurate)

  • Question of

    someone insults you in the group chat. what do you do?

    • send a 3-page paragraph and log off dramatically
    • laugh and threaten violence (lovingly)
    • correct their grammar
    • block them. instantly.
    • send a meme and pretend it didn’t hurt
    • stare at your screen debating a comeback for 6 hours
    • “sorry i have therapy”
    • duel them at dawn
  • Question of

    pick a weapon (vibes only)

    • a rusty dagger you found in a drawer
    • emotional manipulation (oops)
    • a stick you named “excalibur”
    • literal fire
    • a hardcover book
    • fists. just fists.
    • poison disguised as herbal tea
    • a violin that may or may not summon demons
  • Question of

    choose an NPC role in your story

    • mysterious guide who leaves halfway thru
    • tavern regular who knows too much
    • healer who needs healing
    • local menace children love and adults fear
    • librarian who’s cursed (but chill)
    • feral forest hermit
    • princess who runs away to join a cult
    • guy who dies immediately but comes back in act 3
  • Question of

    how do you solve problems?

    • overthinking and crying
    • intimidation + trauma dump combo
    • planning meticulously then ignoring the plan
    • bribery (cookies count)
    • brute force and questionable math
    • “manifesting”
    • passive-aggressive notes
    • asking your ancestors
  • Question of

    pick a vibe aesthetic

    • decayed cathedral + gentle rain
    • cozy cottage full of weird herbs
    • dusty library at 2am
    • neon city rooftop with wind in your hair
    • medieval tavern full of chaos
    • abandoned carnival with ghosts
    • sparkling ballroom where you don’t belong
    • forest at night with glowing fungi
  • Question of

    you find a cursed item. reaction?

    • “free!”
    • put it in your mouth (instinct)
    • sell it for coin
    • keep it but lie about it
    • turn it into jewelry
    • investigate lore and write a 10-page document
    • panic and hand it to a friend
    • bond with it emotionally
  • Question of

    what’s your love language?

    • acts of service
    • chaotic loyalty
    • teasing
    • explaining deep lore unprompted
    • silence + showing up
    • violence (fictional)
    • emotional support through snacks
    • disappearing then returning with gifts
  • Question of

    what do people misunderstand about you?

    • my rage is actually sorrow
    • i’m smart i just don’t show it
    • i’m not cold i’m terrified
    • i care too much actually
    • i’m annoying on purpose
    • i’m tired not disinterested
    • i’m calm until i’m not
    • i’m weird for a reason
  • Question of

    choose a spell (purely vibes)

    • eldritch blast
    • healing word
    • charm person
    • lightning bolt
    • speak with animals
    • detect thoughts
    • misty step
    • fireball (no regrets)
  • Question of

    pick your starter town role

    • depressed chosen one
    • bartender with secrets
    • wandering bard
    • emo swordsman
    • herbal witch
    • disaster prince
    • talking cat
    • side character who steals the plot

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