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Question of
Someone makes eye contact with u in the hallway. Your face does:
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immediate small smile. can’t help it.
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nothing. i literally forget to react.
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a nod. just a nod. that’s enough right?
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i look away fast bc eye contact is SCARY
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confused stare like “do i know u”
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full resting bitch face and i didn’t even mean to
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Question of
A cashier messes up ur order. You:
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“no worries! it happens!” and mean it
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say nothing but silently seethe
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politely correct them bc they should know
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“um actually i asked for…” (u feel bad saying it)
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make a joke about it to ease the tension
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literally don’t notice until u get home
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Question of
How do u text?
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punctuation. always. “ok.” reads as mad apparently
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lowercase everything. chill energy.
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exclamation points!!!!! friendly!!!!!
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dry but i swear i’m not mad
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voice notes bc typing is exhausting
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one word responses but i love u
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Question of
A stranger asks u for directions. You:
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help enthusiastically and ask if they need anything else
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help but seem rushed even if ur not
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“sorry i don’t know” and keep walking
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literally can’t help bc ur also lost
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pretend u didn’t hear them (social anxiety not rudeness)
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Question of
Someone tells u a story and u realize u zoned out for half of it. You:
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“wait sorry can u repeat the last part?” honest queen
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nod and smile and pray u didn’t miss something important
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“omg same thing happened to me!” (changes subject)
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ask a question that proves u were NOT listening
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just let them finish and hope they don’t ask questions
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genuinely heard every word idk what ur talking about
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Question of
Ur in a bad mood. Someone tries to talk to u. You:
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still nice bc it’s not their fault
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short answers. they’ll get the hint.
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“not a good time rn sorry” (direct but not mean)
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fake nice until they leave
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literally can’t hide it and feel bad after
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i don’t do bad moods i just dissociate
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Question of
Complete the sentence: “People who don’t know me probably think I’m ______”
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intimidating but i’m literally a softie
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rude but i’m just anxious
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really sweet (and they’re right)
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annoying but i can’t help it
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mysterious but actually i just don’t know what to say
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normal? i hope?
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Question of
You’re in class and the teacher asks a question nobody knows the answer to. They make eye contact with YOU specifically. You:
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look down at your desk like it’s the most interesting thing in the world
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make intense eye contact back to assert dominance (u don’t know the answer either)
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slowly slide down in your chair until ur basically under the desk
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“um actually i think it’s…” and u pull something out of ur ass and it’s RIGHT
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fake a coughing fit. dramatic. award-winning.
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stare at them like “why me” and they feel bad and move on
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accidentally made direct eye contact and now we’re both trapped in this moment forever
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