Personality quiz

dont take this seriously i am literally just pressing buttons in my brain. u may be american. u may not be. u may be american in spirit which is worse. answer these and i’ll assign your exact brand of eagle-related nonsense.

idk i was bored and this needed to exist. answer these and i’ll tell u if ur more catboy or puppyboy coded. this is probably inaccurate but spiritually correct. sorry in advance.

not like “pink glitter tail” sorry. i mean what ocean creature is your lower half spiritually, biologically, and maybe legally. are you a shark girl, eel thing, jellyfish ghost, reef princess, or something sailors whisper about and then pretend they didn’t see? let’s find out.

hiiii kicks my feet answer these and i’ll tell you where your heart has been hiding. don’t think too hard. the heart hates being perceived.

everyone is stupid in a special little way. this quiz is here to diagnose your exact flavor. are you confident stupid? creature stupid? emotionally intelligent but practically useless stupid? idk let’s find out. be honest or don’t. lying is also data.

idk answer some random questions and i’ll give you a quote that maybe describes your life right now. or maybe it won’t. maybe you’ll just click things and feel vaguely attacked. either way hi.

everyone is a side character in someone else’s life. this quiz is about the version of you that lives in other people’s heads — the way they remember your laugh, your timing, your silence, your taste,  and the moments they maybe understood too late. By @kamwhoops

not asking if you actually have kids pls calm down. this is about your future mom aura. would you be buying tiny bows, matching outfits, and emotional support lip gloss, or yelling “GET DOWN FROM THERE” while holding a snack bag and accepting your fate? let’s see

not asking if you are. asking if it shows. answer these and i’ll tell you what people see when they look at you rn <3

you are either filming a grwm at 7:12am, making a 43 minute rant about drama nobody asked for, romanticizing your homework, or posting one chaotic vlog every three months and somehow getting famous. answer these random little questions and i’ll tell you what kind of teen girl youtuber you are..

welcome to my extremely real laboratory where i will be measuring your beauty using hard science, fake math, personal bias, and whatever horrible instinct guides me. this quiz is basically peer-reviewed if you don’t think about it too hard

okay so there’s this guy. and you can’t figure out if what you’re feeling is real or if it’s just that he has a nice jaw. or maybe both. maybe neither. you don’t know. that’s why you’re here.

hii ~ in this quiz I’ll assign you a perfume scent based on your vibe ♡ have fun !! By @ak4tsvkii

she wakes up at 5am and considers it sleeping in. she has opinions about how you load the dishwasher. she will ask where you’re going, who you’re going with, when you’ll be back, and whether you’ve eaten in one breath, before you even reach the door. she loves unconditionally and judges constantly. there is no…

pick your way through 8 questions and we’ll tell you which beauty aesthetic you actually embody.

spoiler: you already know. but take it anyway.