what cursed thing lives under your bed and why is it proud of you ?
you know that thing that creaks at 3:14 am? the shadow that’s never in the same place twice? yeah. it knows you. it’s been watching, muttering, mildly cheering you on. this quiz isn’t here to comfort you. it’s here to identify your underbed companion – the one that claps when you lie, hums when you…
