Just How Nerdy Are You?

be honest. be brave. be cringe.
this quiz will expose whether you’re “lightly geeky,” “full goblin,” or “one comic-con away from living in a costume.”
8 questions. zero judgment (…okay maybe a little).

  • Question of

    You get invited to a party. What do you do?

    • go… but spend the whole time petting the host’s cat
    • say yes and then cancel 10 minutes before
    • immediately ask “who else is going???”
    • go, but bring your nintendo switch
    • pretend it’s a side quest you must complete
    • party?? i thought we were staying home???
  • Question of

    Pick your comfort activity:

    • rewatching a show for the 12th time
    • organizing something that does not need organizing
    • reading fanfiction like it’s oxygen
    • gaming until you forget time exists
    • researching an obscure topic for fun
    • staring at the ceiling and overthinking lore
  • Question of

    You see merch from your favorite show/game. What happens?

    • instant feral noises
    • “i don’t need it…” (buys it)
    • takes a picture and thinks about it for 3 days
    • screams internally and externally
    • already owns it. in 3 colors.
    • pretends to be normal then immediately fails
  • Question of

    Choose a vibe:

    • “quiet kid with a dark secret”
    • “knows too much about space”
    • “has opinions about fictional men”
    • “chronically online”
    • “math? for fun??”
    • “their brain is 89% lore”
  • Question of

    Pick a snack for your all-night hyperfixation session:

    • ramen
    • chips
    • leftover pizza
    • cold coffee that you forgot existed
    • candy because sugar = power
    • nothing, you simply ascend
  • Question of

    Your friend mentions they like a show you like. What do you do?

    • info dump
    • send them a playlist
    • send them a google doc
    • recommend 20 fics
    • “OH REALLY???” (50-slide powerpoint appears)
    • pretend to be calm but you’re vibrating
  • Question of

    Pick a fictional weapon

    • staff of wisdom
    • giant anime sword
    • laser gun pew pew
    • spellbook full of questionable choices
    • dual daggers bc aesthetic
  • Question of

    How many fandoms are you currently in?

    • 0–1 (casual citizen)
    • 2–3 (danger zone)
    • 4–6 (send help)
    • too many to count
    • i rotate them like crops
    • my brain is a convention

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